1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends... Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Funny Answer: Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Funny Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia. Why don’t you try again?
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Funny Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question: Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
Funny Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated stuff. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Funny Answer: Well, you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Funny Answer: No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout... It’s just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Funny Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping? You dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Funny Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding....
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Funny Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Funny Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle. It was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
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